Dreams Cruel Dreams

Last night, I has another weird dream. I don't remember everything that happened in it, so I'll just skip to the key points.

Me and my ex-girlfriend, who I guess I reconciled with, went to find a room so that we could... you know... bump uglies. ...Well, one we found the room and started getting in the act, we were interrupted; some guy busted in and said that aliens were landing nearby (!). The window was nearby and I looked out, and sure enough, extraterrestrial ships had touched down onto the planet. I said that we would come down soon, and after he left, we continued to *try to* make love.

Unfortunately, we kept being interrupted, and at one point, I finally got up and locked the door (why didn't I do that in the first place?). So, I get back on top of my [ex]girlfriend, and went on with the act, thinking that we could finally be alone. But no... I look towards the door, and see a little girl looking in (!!) through a small opening at the bottom of the door (Where'd that even come from?). Now, there's no way I'm going to sex up someone in front of a little kid, so I get up (again), and see what she wants. (By the way, both my [ex]girlfriend and I were still clothed.) I think she said that she wanted to get her toy, which was in this room (I guess we stole someone else's room, or like us, she just found an empty room to play in before hand). I got her her toy, and told her to leave, but she didn't. In addition, the door to the room had somehow transformed into some kind of linen fabric or something. At this point, my [ex]gf gave up, and that's all I remember.

My dreams always make it a habit of stopping me from getting too physical with any girl. I wonder why. Either way, it's annoying. Why can't I enjoy the company of a cute girl in my own dream world?


...But it's not all bad. Last week, I had a dream where I was hanging out with one of my friends from high school. She was rather cute, too, and I did have a bit of a crush on her. Well, in this dream... I somehow ended up licking her soles and toes (O.O). She looked disgusted, but in a playful way because she was also laughing. Don't ask me how it got to that point, because I don't remember. Even worse, I was doing this in a public park, though I don't recall seeing anyone else in the dream.

...Hello, Brain? If you're not going to let me have sex in my dreams, can you at least let me "play" with the feet of those girls more often? kthxbai